Pamela Sue Martin

Liz Stone

Joan Hackett

Capt. Grace

Martin Mull

Tang / Arthur Lyle

Richard Belzer

Stoner

Barry Pearl

Red

Harry Shearer

Narrator / Voice of Philip Alien / Voice of George Blik (voice)

Betty Kennedy

Beth Lyle

George Buck Flower

Eagle Man

Lincoln Kilpatrick

Walt

Cathryn Hartt

Janette

Ian Abercrombie

Inspector

Joy Rinaldi

Joyce

Genie Lawrence

Jodie

Rose Marie Perfect

Louise

Sam Diego

Bureaucrat / Philip Alien

Scott Dunlop

Shark Man

Susie Elene

Mistress (segment 'Whodunit') (as Suesie Elena)

John William Young

Tech #1

David Alastair Lewis

Tech #2

Jay Donahue

Tiger

Luke Andreas

Emery

Mae Eckrem LeBlanc

Gina

William Cort

Middle Man

Michelle Avonne

Girl

H. Gordon Boos

Electrode Head

William Friedman

Willy

Pete Schrum

Narrator

Danny Dayton

Ogden Flood

Paula Victor

Mrs. Skulnick

Rick Wain

Bob, the Exterminator

Alexandria Brouwer

Secretary

Terry Troutt

Ian Cudahy

Joan Edwards

Wife

Colin Hamilton

Butler

Susie Elene

Mistress

Shane McCamey

Son

Michael Billington

Deputy Inspector

Alan Shearman

Narrator

Mitchel Evans

Phillip Allen / George Blik

Bill Frenzer

Phillip Allen