Billy Crystal

Lionel Carpenter

Joan Prather

Segoynia Savaka

Alex Rocco

Sergeant Danny Bonhoff

Doris Roberts

Mrs. Carpenter

Margaret Adachi

Interviewer

Adam Anderson

Sobbing Sailor

John Andersonjo

African Chief

Edward Ansara

Second Newscaster

Gino Ardito

Wino Brother

Lawrence Bame

Second Secret Serivce Man

Sarverio Barbiere

Gypsy Cousin

Marlene Barr

Cashier

Billy Barty

Lester

Tanii Bauer

Mrs. Reinheimer

Peggy Blow

Bunny

Steve Bluestein

Berkowitz

Suzanne Buhrer

Bust Developing Lady

May Boss

Frail Old Lady

R.G. Brown

Amazing Frank

Warren Burton

First Secret Service Man

H.R. Calhoun

Native Drummer

William Callaway

Intern

Hamilton Camp

Misha

Allan Chinn

Chinese Soldier

Patience Cleveland

First Dancing Lady

Imogene Coca

Madam Marie

Jane Connell

Anthropologist

Charles Cooper

Second Presidential Aide

Edwin Craig

Man in Crowd

Valerie Curtin

Pashima

Keene Curtis

Dr. Julius Lasse-Braun

Francis De Sales

Cardinal

Fay DeWitt

Mrs. Stockard

Richard Deacon

First Newscaster

Barry Dennen

Mad Bomber

Peter Elbling

Monya

Norman Fell

Segoynia's Father

Fannie Flagg

The President's Wife

Jack Fletcher

The Pope

Ben Freedman

Gypsy Grandfather