George Carlin

Mr. Conductor

Didi Conn

Stacy Jones

Tom Jackson

Billy Twofeathers

Erica Luttrell

Kara Cupper

Ari Magder

Dan Jones

Danielle Marcot

Becky

Brian O'Connor

Schemer

Jack Klugman

Max Okowsky

Jonathan Freeman

Tito Swing (Voice)

Olga Felgemacher

Didi the Drummer (Voice)

Craig Marin

Rex (Voice)

Alan Semok

Tex (Voice)

Jerome Dempsey

The Mayor

Barbara Hamilton

Ginny

Bucky Hill

Kit Twofeathers

Mart Hulswit

J.B. King

Bobo Lewis

Midge Smoot

Jefferson Mappin

Sledgebolt

Phillip Nicoll

Sluggo

Aurelio Padrón

Felix Perez

Jonathan Shapiro

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