Vince Offer

Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Butafungu

Gena Lee Nolin

Marilyn

Rebekah Chaney

Supermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant

Michael Clarke Duncan

Gay Virgin

Lightfield Lewis

Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2

Joey Buttafuoco

Sonny

Slash

Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Host

Ant

Gay Man

Dyrk Ashton

Krishna #3

Mike Boito

White Juror #1

Bobby Lee

Chinese Man

Mongo Brownlee

Black Juror #1

Michael Wheels Parise

Godmother / Psychologist

Dante

Sushi Mama (voice)

Barbara Snellenburg

Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4

Gloria Sperling

Old Lady

Sam Costello

Security Guard / Mailman / Bystander #1

Chris Watson

Rhymer

Karen Black

Mother

Brian Van Holt

Lifeguard

Jeff Jaeger

Transvestite / Bathroom Gunman

Peachy Keene

Lesbian #1

Melanie Pullen

Lesbian #2

Morgan Alvet

KKK

Zoska Myock

Patient

George Smity

Old Man

Tony Vera

Bad Guy / O. Jay

Paolo Scandarisi

Arnold Swollenpecker

Sam MacTaggert

Spanky Shvatsa

Joe Shapiro

Man-Goo Man / Tutu Girl #1 / Bystander #2

Ella Mae Davis

Black Juror #2

Angelyne

Self

Gill Montie

Harley Rider #1

Rod Skaggs

Harley Rider #2

Jerry Shandrew

Marilyn Escort

Douglas Wiltse

Street Walker

Marian Green

Female Police Officer

Renee Wilson

Lucy

William Cassidy

Young Bat-Man

Alan Cassidy

Young Rhymer