Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker

Eric Wareheim

Eric Wareheim

John C. Reilly

Taquito

Zach Galifianakis

Jim Joe Kelly

Will Ferrell

Damien Weebs

Robert Loggia

Tommy Schlaaang

Ray Wise

Dr. Doone Struts

Jeff Goldblum

Chef Goldblum

Bob Odenkirk

Schlaaang Announcer (voice)

William Atherton

Earle Swinter

Noah Spencer

Jeffery

Jon Baggio

Jason

Gabriel Bartalos

Wolf Puppeteer

Nancy Stelle

Woman on Paris Street

Ronnie Rodriguez

Diamond Jim / Johnny Depp

Marilyn Porayko

Women Being Ticketed

Andy Spencer

Studio Executive 2

Michael Gross

Narrator

Will Forte

Allan Bishopman

James Quall

Self

David Liebe Hart

Self

Dita de Leon

Cocaine Girl (uncredited)

Bill A. Jones

Serious Announcer

Frank Slaten

Super Seat Customer

Bob Ross

Self

Jean-Michel Richaud

Paris Policeman

Kristopher Logan

Studio Executive 1

Christopher Guckenberger

Studio Executive 3

John Downey III

Cornell

Mary Bly

Mrs. Heidecker

Lillian Adams

Mrs. Wareheim

Jay Mawhinney

Bartender

Loki

Tattoo Artist

Harry Elmayan

Delivery Man

Tennessee Luke

Self

Robert Axelrod

Self

Ted Neubauer

Man on Street

Dena Roe

Woman on Street

Twink Caplan

Katie

Kimberly Ables Jindra

Woman Giving Birth